Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, some of the best bits of my Saturday morning radio show, live on BBC Radio Wales. This week, I'm in the studio in Cardiff with Mr. Chris Corcoran.

On the show today, coming up ... / We've got loads. / Let's not burn it all now. / You've got loads. / you / greatest / of all time / I might have a feature / I love it. I love the sound of it. / I might have a teacher / even / preparation / yeah / I'm not sure / ever happened / discussed / feature before the show starts. / I know. / But, well, I keep it. I'll save it for, uh ... after ... / Oh, you tease / save it / we've got a feature / good / stay tuned / Yeah. We have got a feature. A proper one. So, ladies and gentlemen, I apologize, but it's ... all right, it's been a long time / coming along / seven, eight years? / Yeah. / now we've got a feature / give / little tease, just a hint of / capable of that / all the way / that / really? / ヒントだけでも。 / ヒントも言えない。ヒントを言おうとしたら、オレのことだ、あらいざらい話してしまう。 / Yeah. / tease / got a feature / enough of a tease. / Yeah. Good point. All right. / Somebody who's been listening to / show / will be thinking, "Really? / got a feature? / first / eight years / new listeners __ __ course / we haven't got new listeners. / Exactly. / if we do, who cares? / Yeah. / Um ... it's highly unliikely, to be honest with you, mate. Um ... so, I've got a feature coming up on the show today / In fact, we really need them / here's a tease / this feature involves the listeners, and I really need help / we really need you ... to pull / of / out there / you all have to get in touch quite a lot. / You've got __ day off / most / got __ day off / it's Easter. / Yeah. / Happy Easter. ... Have you got a tatoo? / Uh, __ __ kid's tatoo, yeah. / sorry / just spotted / Huh, you just did the p__ thing / tatoo / say what ... say what you see / 見えたら言わないと気が済まないんだね。 / Yeah. So, you see, I can't help it. / Kork(ey) / listeners to this show / cute / this show / will know that / something / in front of me / worried / hang on / Korkey's having a bit of coffee / out of the blue / deliberately / just so I mention it / そうなんだ。我慢できないんだ。目の前で起こっていることを言わずにはいられないんだ。... お、コーキーがコーヒーをすすっております ... わざとだろ？ / I can't help it / something happening in front of me / I / catch / point / spiderman tatoo. It's a little transfer tatoo / Why have you got that? / Uh, you know, kid ... kid put (it) on me / What? Kid ... what ... what do you mean "a kid put it on you" ? / You know ... / against your will by a kid? / yeah / report / 通報したか？ / I didn't mind / I quite like it / broken Britain / I __ never thought / broken Britain / spiderman / up to / I regret / T-shirt now / T シャツを着てくるんじゃなかった。 / to be honest / jumper / anyway / it's freezing / saw you coming / I like it. I actually think, maybe / bear in mind that I'm Johnny ... / reflex / muscle / show me / I am Johnny-__-tatoo / I think tatoo might suit me / That one does suit you. / quite like it / I quite like it / does look real as well / それに、本物のタトゥーに見える。 / certainly better than mine / spiderman / dynamic pose / anyway / get your questions coming in / tell you why in a minute.

We have got to crack on, mate. / OK. / There's not a moment to be lost / paper / mothers / astonishing 288 questions every day by their little ones. / Wow. / I thought we could do that ... / Yeah? / ... on this show in two hours / one hour 38 / What? Ask __ mothers? / minus the news / 番組の持ち時間、２時間で、288 個の質問をさばいてやる。 ... まてよ、間にニュースを挟むから2時間もない。 / ask / anything / people ask us. / oh, right / 288 questions / I misunderstood what the concept was / Look, ... / I get it now. I get it. I get it. / I__ just said there's no time to lose / 288 questions ... / Great. / ... by 1 P.M. / Great. So, we need some questions. / Right. So, we need some questions. 03 100 / 8 10 12 ... 8 10 12 __ __ text / quick / email: / rhod / .co.uk / next track / expect to answer at least 50 questions / so, get your questions coming in / On anything? / two hundred and eighty ... / on an(ything) ... of course anything. / let's make / astrophysics" ... Of course / anything / do you think moms get a choice when their little ones are asking her / questions / comes up and goes, "Mom, why are clouds grey? / ママ、雲はなぜ灰色なの？ / oh, sorry, love. Wrong subject / Yeah. No. Good point. / __ __ geography today / yeah / 288 questions / starging ... now. Buzzzz. / Question time.

The questions have started coming in. / Here we go. / Uh ... / Shall I make a list of ... just ... you know / What? / questions that we get through / Uh ... / answer ... how could we decide / answering them properly / can you / that count / ちゃんと回答したかどうかカウントしないの？　とにかく何でも答えればいいということ？ / have to attempt to answer them. / got any questions yet. ... What are all these? __ __ just, uh ... this is just a ... the production team have printed off / look / hi Rhod / guessing the feature? / お題は、「今日のお題は一体何か？」ですか？ / just a thought / no / before / what the feature was / yeah. but that's a question, mate / それも一応質問だよ。 / yes, you are right. One. That's one down / switching off / after / Owen Money / what next / sorry / news and sport / that'll do / two / well done / production / no, we haven't / at all. No production values. / 3. / Hmm ... "Rhod, I'm listening live today instead of the podcast. Who knew you played record as well? / はじめてポッドキャストでなく生放送を聴いています。曲もかけるだなんて、誰が知ってました？ / みんな知ってるよ。はい、答えた。 / live / how many is that? / 4. / Good time. / snow-bound north Wales / good luck / snow / everybody / 4 questions / done / we are off / really, is / better question / if I'm honest / this feels / you know / this / teetering on the edge of some sort of really boring calamity. / Yeah. ... 284 questions to go ... / Yeah. / ... in an hour and a half / questions / Come on, send them in. We're not joking. / not joking / more serious / in my life. / ... Come on / waiting / in / No. / There must be something else coming in. You watch now. Shall we / sit it out / I'm sitting out, yeah / OK / 早いとこ誰かが何か送ってくれないとどうしようもない。 / kind of prove / still on air / some / not doing anything / I can't hear the production office / I think / on the printer. Hang on a minute / but, for the moment / to go / just / holding position / answering these questions, mate. Uh ... "My clock / stopped / time, please / 今何時ですか？ / 11:31 / sent that in / こいつがこの質問を書いたのは何時だったか知らんが。 / 5. / Uh ... "How are babies made?" from Stu in Swansea. Uh ... thanks, Stu. Um ... / Well, bi ... biologically ... / ... Biologically, when a man and a woman are very much in love / yeah / they don't have to be in love. / No. They don't have ... they don't have to be in love. / they don't have to be in love / Often, they are not. / No. / In fact, in most of times they're probably not. / deliberately or accidentally __ __ your answer, Stu. / ... When a man and a woman / resort to their carnal desires / normally / really / when a man and a woman run out of things to talk about ... / Yeah. / ... as a last resort ... / それはね、男と女が、話すことがなくなったときに、ほかにやることもないのでしかたなく ... / sometimes, Stu ... / and when they haven't got the courage to break up __ relationship / they go and get s__med / get very very drunk ... hey / OK. That's answered your question / how many / well, in __ song / Bob Dylan / before / assuming that. / Yeah, but she's ... the reason she asked me this is because it's a sort of rhetorical question, isn't it? / Huh ... / sort of rhetorical question / that's your answer / 修辞疑問に答えることはできない。 / uh ... 7. / Right. Uh ... "Hey, Rhod. Do you know how often you should turn your matress over? / that could be dangerous / no instructions / I've checked / yes, I do / really good question. I would recommend / I don't know / there is no answer to this because it depends on the way / how many / bed / sweaty / if you're sweaty / how / and the nature of the mattress. But I would recommend once every three months. Buzzz. How many is that? / Wow. Really? / How many is that? / I would say six months. / No, no. How many / questions? / 8 questions. Uh ... "Rhod, / chicken / 卵と鶏、どちらが先でしょうか？ / chicken / here we are / it's irrelevant because it was, uh, through, uh ... the process of, um ... you know, / Darwin? Was it? / Evolution. / Evolution. Yeah. It's irrelevant. It's irrelevant / ridiculous question, because / literally suddenly a chicken / literally suddenly an egg / evolution / through / yeah / Gareth, if you ... if you want ... if you want a more, uh ... a better answer, chicken. / ここからが卵、ここからが鶏、とかっちり発生したわけじゃないんだ。少しずつ進化してきたんだよ。だからどちらとも言えないというのが答えだ。 / そのとおりだ。だが、もっといい答えをやろう ... 鶏が先だ。 / How many is that? 9? / 9. / "What's the date?" / oh, heck ... where's the paper? / 「今日は何日ですか？」 ... って ... ええと、新聞はどこだよ。 / March / can you spot / of England / What? / Can you spot the / oh, I see / yes / yes, I have. Right. How many is that? / Woo, 11 / two quick questions from / hi Rhod / last / legally allowed to hunt it down / no / legally allowed to hunt it down with a rounders bat ? / Just don't hit __ with it / stalk with a bat / then ... then stop / also / maybe just point the bat at / yeah, even that's / frightening / not ilegal, it isn't very pleasant / 法には触れないけど人としてどうかと。 / leave it / No, you're not allowed / how many questions / Rhod, when is / next Work Experience series starting? / filming / film two episodes / in the middle of / lovely couple / will be broadcast, I think, in the autumn on BBC 1 Wales, and thereafter on BBC 2 network UK. Buzzz. How many is that? / 13. / Right. ... "Any chance __ __ you / gamekeeper / in one of the series / 猟場番人の仕事を体験する回はないですか？ / no / 14. / Good.

Today's feature ... we have a feature. It's probably the closest thing we've ever had as a proper feature / read / paper / yesterday / mother / field 288 questions / per day from their little ones, and I thought, "we can do this today in two hours by 1 P.M. We can answer / from you, / listeners / there is not a moment to waste. ... "What's / wishing for / wishing for ... wishing / postcard of you. I think he was wishing for that / buzzz / Morning, boys / how long / walking distance / becomes a distance only keen walkers would attempt? / 1 mile. / ... Just something that's been on my mind.", Hugh from / loser. / 1 mile? I think it's relative to the walker / walking distance / everyone has a different perceptions of walking distance. / That's true. / And, uh ... there is no answer to that question. It's just how far you are prepared to __ __ ... depends on / thing / as well / you know / 3 miles. / Yeah. / if you are looking for water / in an African town / 5 miles away / when / walking distance / yeah / so, it is a very relative and subjective idea. / True. I suppose, in theory, a walking distance is as far as you can go without expiring. / That'll do. / Yeah. / I suppose you could keep going forever, provided you had, uh ... / walking / ultimate walking distance / you could walk / until you drop. / Yes. / Yes. Until you fall over. ... Mind you, you could get up __ __ __ __ same walk __ __ get up and start again / Uh ... no. / It's very subjective / and / there is no simple answer to that / mate / we are / people are tripping us up / 3 miles. / 3 miles. ... / Rhod and Korkey, why is it "spring forward" and "fall back", where it's just as easy to "spring back" and "fall forward" says Paul in Cardiff / I don't know, Paul, but I imagine / American thing, basing spring / clock forward, and fall / just / just a way of / something / often, with these things / little short-cut way to remember things / often / interrogate / they don't really stand up / oppsite is just as easily memorable / so, sometimes you've just gotta / helps you remember it, Paul, then use it. If it doesn't, do use something else. / take it so literally / do what I do / completely forget and ignore it / Rhod / we've gotta speed up / why does mushroom soup taste / __ S__ / mushrooms in them / in / more / taste / or, if you're using, uh, like __ powder soup / something / mushroom flavour / probably because the scientists / don't always get / formula quite right / 科学者は常に正しく調合するとは限らない / I knew a chap ... I knew a chap / whose father / invented the, uh, / the formula for chicken soup / actually / invented / scientist / a flavour is in the ... is in the ... __ __ __ tongue of the taster. / Well, that's what I was gonna say. There may also be something wrong with your, uh, mid to rear taste buds, which is where the savory taste buds are. / There we are / OK / it's either / scientist / flavour right / enough mushrooms / or / something is wrong with your mouth. That's what Korkey says / Why is snow white? / 雪はなぜ白いのですか？ / says / Tona Pandy / that's a good one, Korkey. / Oh, hello. / Hello. ... Why is snow white? / you can see / Well, if there is a god, yes. / It's something to do ... eh, come on, it's something to do with ... something to do with crystal and light / crhystalization of, uh, water / something to do with crystalization and light and water. Uh ... "Rhod / two questions for you." Awesome. "Is you mate Greg Davies married? / No. / why ... / oh. / Why / go forward and back each year?" from L__ G__ / something with / farmers, so that / more hours in the day / antiquated thing associated with the war / it is an antiquated / and, and, may I say, pointless. / OK. ... Yeah, but this / more to do with __ farming thing / more hours in the morning / I don't think it does / I don't know. I'm not a farmer. Look at the size of my hands. / on the con(tinent) ... on the continent, they don't do it the same way, do they? And they still grow carrots and / animals / pigs / made my point / Yeah. Lynda G__, Korkey's made his point. / How come my mobile goes off when I'm in __ toilet / people know I'm in the toilet / What? ... Oh, they seem to sense it / how? / toilet / people / I think / often / seem like coincidence / but they're not. It's just that you notice them / how come / always goes off / you don't even think about it because nothing occurs to you / 普通のときにかかってきても何とも思わないから / seems like / spooky / is a coincidence / there is no coincidence / is / in the literal term / two things / two things happening at the same time / yeah / or more than two things / Yeah. / Yes. / Yeah. / that's all / any more in the toilet / do a study / 集計してみたらいい。実際に、トイレにいるときとそうでないときとでは、どちらが電話がかかってくる回数が多いか。　/ goes off / any more in the toilet than / any other time / problem / toilet, you weirdo. / 気になるんならトイレでは携帯の電源を切ったらいい。 / yeah / phone / airplane / in fact, what I do is, / somebody in my, uh, in my toilet, dressed as a ... dressed as a ... air stewart / yeah / and every time / sit down / toilet / turn / to silent / yeah / turn / just / easy to remember / when you pull your light / fitting / your bathroom / as soon as you __ your light on / pull your light / cord hanging down / please / this is your toilet captain speaking. Turn your phone to / where / emergency exit / the window / do they bring round nuts and a small bottle of wine? / Sometimes. ... What / on? / spending too long on this / 24. / Right. Uh ... how many have we got to go? / loads / 264

Questions are coming in thick and fast. Ask any questions you like. ... "Who would win / fight between Rhod and Korkey? / Well ... / Uh ... / if it / short fight, you. / if it went longer, me. / Hey Rhod and Korkey, questions that my son asked this morning / are: "What does the inside of a bear look like? / 熊の体の中はどうなっていますか？ / Pretty much / inside / human, but bigger. / 人間と同じだよ。少し大きいだけだよ。 / that'll do. Yeah, yeah. ... I was gonna / far more gory and graphic answer, but, yeah, ... nice. Um ... uh ... yes ... yes. Uh ... "Where is eBay?" / Oh. / Oh. ... Somewhere in ... somewhere in America, I imagine. Somewhere in Silicon Valley, isn't it? Some big shed. / __ __ __ the sky / the sky, yeah. Uh ... "Who is Andrew Marr?" ... Oh, heck. This is from / son's asked you this morning / what's / inside / bear / I like that child. / Andrew Marr / I like that child / Andrew Marr is a ... is a ... is a cavernous-eared, latex-faced presenter we all wish well / recently / I'm afraid / fan of him / very interesting / questions" says Paul in Cardiff / Are we there yet? / huh / is this the last question / that / that's a question / How far is it to the moon? / F__ in Swansea / miles and miles / it __, __n't it? / 変化するんじゃなかったっけ / depends on where you start / depends on where you start / F__ in Swansea / I would say, it's, uh, about, uh ... well, / if you ... if you ... / know / how wide the Earth is / diameter of the Earth, and it's about, uh ... 30 of them / another 30 of them / so, you imagine the Earth / another 30 of those / 月までの距離は地球の30個分だ / that's / moon / child / can't be that far because __ __ __ __ over it / in ... indeed. ... How many / 25 / morning / why do you yawn when you see someone yawn? / Um ... oh, heck __ __ __ __ a lot of theories on this / I think it is / it is autosuggestions about / about / in communities, and ... and ... and ... empathetic / it is / I think it is / yeah / yeah. ... curious, though / maybe / get enough sleep / maybe / just tired / both / should I take my girlfriend __ her sister and her sister's boyfriend to Barry beach, or Mumbles today? We live in __church / beach is / closer option / M__ / you know / why not / have a change / a bit / go to the shops in Mumbles. If you / buy / just, uh ... you know, go / why don't / go / go / go to / Mumbles for a change. It's a nice day / the sun's shining / uh / as a mom, I get so many of these from my little boy F__. / that's a good name / here's mine / my question ... "Why do we blow on our food / to cool it down but blow on our hands / I imagine / because / temperature / roughly between hot food and cold hands / cools it down / Hmm. / also, it's to do with / proximity, because, / close / from a distance / 距離も関係がある。手に息を吹きかけるとき、手は口に近いから、暖かいままの息が手にかかる。一方、料理をふうふうするときは、料理は口からかなり離れているから、到達するころには息は冷えている。だから料理をさます効果がある。 / yeah / that is true. Uh ... "Is it possible to drive the length of M4 with an unsecured cardboard box on top of a Fiat Dupla? / フィアットデュプラの屋根に段ボール箱を載せて、特に縛ったり固定したりせず ... / M4 を走り切ることは可能ですか？ / it's curiouos / we've just seen one." ... from / stadium / In that case, yes, it is. / 2 minutes / before the Weather. Uh ... "Why the birds fly? / because they can / because they should / square / the best comic you've ever seen / talking about / then I would say ... well, I'd say, I saw / Apollo last week and he was, uh, sublime / for me / Theatre / 1997. / Here we are. / Why is water wet? / we've got one minute before / weather / why is water wet, Korkey? / Why is sky blue? / Mmmm ... now we / we're getting into ... we're getting into / science and physics / I know. I know why it is. It's to do with / must be really loose / fluid / so, it sticks to you / whereas / solid object / molecules / tighter together / then / left on / a bit left on you / yeah? yeah? / that'll do / that's good, innit? / Hi Rhod, which / ratehr be? / bee or wasp / Bee. Obviously. / Yeah.

This is Rhod Giblert, live on BBC Radio Wales. It's Easter. And, to celebrate, Korkey and I have got a feature, the Easter feature, um, which is, / to answer / 288 Question Time / how are we doing so far, Korkey? / question time / Buzzz. no time to lose. / Get on with it. / tell us / following programme / I imagine that / suck / what's going on / occasionally / Read Between the Lines / by the nature of this / email or text / that annoys you and acts as a spoiler. / Yeah. Uh ... there's __ obsession in the industry / with throwing ahead to stuff / in / moment / there / by the way / that was / news / past / news / coming up again / today / what are we on? / Uh ... 37 / slow progress. / Come on / Innit? / we / easy ones / Rhod, do you think / animal mascots / sports team / are real? / real mascots, yes. / what are you saying? __ __ __ figment of your imagination? What do you ... / mean / massive animals? / yeah / of course / chicken / mascot / that man dressed / chicken / a mascot / asks, "Are we nearly there yet?" / depends on where you are going / where are you going? / are you talking about __ emotional journey? Are you talking about a physical journey? / in / if you are, ask the driver. If you're driving yourself on your own / ask yourself / work / think about this: / Where am I going? Where am I now? / what's / what would I accept as __ definition of "nearly" / yeah / work that question out / How many la la la ... __ acceptable to sing in a sing__ __ Hey Jude ? / I / sing-along that lasted five minutes. People were leaving." That's from __ __ __ __. ... I think / on a Hey Jude sing-along / I think / acceptable / like / maybe a minute / max / sing-along / once people are leaving, then / point / knock on the head / minimum, as soon as the song / stop__, stop. / obviously / goes on after that / yeah / you can imagine / degree of / any / if you / enjoy / carry on. / Yeah / Hi Rhod and Korkey / is it me, or women radio DJs annoy you? / 女性 DJ にイラッとするのはボクだけですか？ / Posty Kev / Yeah. It's you. / I / probably just, uh ... sexist, Kev. All right? Happy to help. / そう。お前だけだよ。この男尊女卑野郎。これでいいかな？

Rhod, are you doing Edinburgh this year? ... Rhod, are you doing Edinburgh this year?", says Barbara in Dorset. / concentrating / Work Experience series / I'm writing a sitcom / so, no / I don't think I am / how many pieces of music / show / from Gale / Gale, I don't know. It varies. It depends / about 12 tracks / I would say 12. ... "Rhod / last month / never took a sicky off work? / don't be so cheaky 「一度も仮病を使って休まなかった最近の月は？」 ... 何言ってやがる。人聞きの悪い。/ If it's easier, give / nearest century" ? / 「20 世紀にはそんなこともあったかなー、でもいいよ」だと、この野郎 / Mr. B__ in W__ / my / don't get / just answer the question / Mr. __, last year / tour / I didn't miss a single date / just ... he means, for this show / この番組でって意味だよ。 / oh / this show / got / ages / ... いつだったかな ... / What? ... Just answer it. / I don't / last / why can't we see / why can't we see / in __ series / back / second / 「なぜしないのですか」か。さっき「しない」って答えたから、それに対するさらなる質問か。 / game keeper / I don't know, __, because / very difficult / I find it very difficult to say to somebody / I just find it hard / good answer / say to somebody, "Hey, / shoot that pheasant / hey, look at little ... look at little ... milky-eyed doe / nibbling on some grass. ... Hey / would you / yeah / do us a favor / shoot it / no / Right? / Is that what game keepers do? / I don't know. / are you sure? / no idea / does / Don't do that at home, obviously, everyone.

This is Rhod Gilbert live on BBC Radio Wales with Mr. Chris Corcoran, in the studio in Cardiff / blimey / feature / against / to answer 288 questions, fielded by you ... eh? ... Oh, posed by you, the listeners. / キミたちは 288 個の質問をさばききれるか ... じゃなかった、キミたちがよこす 288 個の質問を我々はさばききれるか？ / Um ... this is because / paper yesterday / moms / parents, you know / field 288 questions a day from their young ones ... eh? / out of some kind of sense of empathy / solidarity / Boom ! / parents / so far, Korkey? / 47. / OK. Are you ready for another stream of questions? / Hit me. / Uh ... / Hi Rhod and Korkey. After listening to your show, what shall I do today? / Well, that's the, uh ... / recording artist M__ / I suggest you, uh, ... I doubt if it is you, but if it is you, M__, / recording artist / recording artist / a legally biniding document promising never to record any music again. / if it's / what / if it's, uh, somebody else called M__, then, uh ... I don't know. Uh ... / I woul do / any number / nice / if you are able / suits you / why don't you go for a lovely walk / in Wales / lots of lovely places to visit / walk / castle, learn a little bit / you can go to an exhibition / fancy / retail therapy, eh? / yeah / go outside / go outside, yeah / go and see some sport / yeah / watch a bit of TV if you want / very good this week / other soaps are available / yeah? / Really? / Yeah. / you watch / jot that down / question / as well / yes I do / like, religiously? / Yes. That's 4. That's 4 questions I've answered there / jot those down. / Why? / Why? / like about it / because / I watch / real escapism. I like watching / doing just go in / process / I don't need to think about / my brain / always thinking about rubbish / nonsense / Yeah, but ... / alwasy busy / busy head / I can't help it. / no end / soap opera / I know. But I enjoy it. / stop / eating / cake / having to stop / not like / like eating never-ending cake / I don't think / soap / never-ending cake / it is / no end in sight. There's no satisfying conclusion. You just need to stop / like / stop at some point / soap operas / keep going until / stop burning and the world cools to death. / Yeah, but I'll stop ... I'll stop watching __ when I die. / Huh? / I've already / spend the rest of your life watching / soap opera / that's not a question / "Hi Rhod and Korkey. What is the secret of happiness? / says / spreading the love. I think it is ... it is spreading the love. Do you know (what)? Korkey is right. / That's it, innit? / Loving and being loved / think / probably the closest / get / exercise / you don't bother with cake? / Nuh / just / Why do ..." This is interesting. "Why do people with dogs have houses that smell of dog? / Because dogs stink. / Yeah ... / ... don't they? / yeah / wet dog, it stinks / keep / make your house / wet dog / anti-dog / why / people / smell of dog / sort of / answered your own question there, to such a degree that we can't even include / in our list / thanks for wasting everyone's time / we failed today / largely because of you and your doggism.

Hi / look / ready to give you a kiss / they don't. No one / perfectly round mouth / why / cats / in the morning / it's not / wife / Listen, Phillip. I suggest you, uh, hand-cuff yourself and take yourself down / let's cut out the middlemen / cut out the middlemen, Phillip. There's something wrong with you / whatever you / get on with it, and don't write to us. / Yeah. Or / just have a word with your ... / wife / just have a little word / have a little word / suggest some ... you know, ... some ... sort of ... / And I hope your wife's not listening / lipstick / just something / ask her to wear a hat or something / differenciate / Yeah, exactly. / or, if you __ __ what's his name? / uh, Phillips / just __ __ confusion. Just / g__ly eyes / 今後の混乱を避けるために、猫のケツにマジックでギョロ目を描いておくといい。 / Don't do that. He's already in enough trouble. He can't tell / wife's face / bottom / いかん。余計混乱する。今の時点でこの男は、自分の女房の顔と猫のケツとの見分けがつかないんだぞ。 / at the moment. ... I would / I would look / above / massive furry tail / probably the cat.

How many have we got, Korkey? / 102 / over the 100 mark / how long / go / 40 seconds / 102 / 102 / we needed / 184 / 186 / to go / we are out of time / effort / yeah / it was really good fun / it was a __ effort / bye-bye / thank you for your 102 questions.

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